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Book Review: The Marx-Engels Reader by Karl Marx and Freidrich Engels

You know how you went to uni and there were arts students. I was one.

Book review: A Place Of Execution by Val McDermid

I do like Val McDermid. Maybe it’s because her books have that lurid thriller front cover vibe but manage to be a cut above most of the others. Maybe it’s because her main characters avoid stereotyping by being lovably dysfunctional and uptightly British at the same time. Maybe it’s because she just writes a bang up yarn.

Book review: Tom Jones by Henry Fielding

So you know those old penguin paperbacks? Y’know, the doorstopper-like novels of the Austens of the nineteenth century world? The Brontes with their page on page of women in bourdoirs waiting for suitors to marry them, so excited by the “suitability” of the match that they are constantly “ejaculating?” (Seriously, all Austen heroines ejaculate an average of 74 times throughout any novel!)

Book review: Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides

For me, Middlesex is one of those rare and wondrous stories which is so richly created and so complex that I would be afraid to try and sum it up because I would invariably miss out something important. It is historical, mythological, generational, deeply personal, and extremely thought provoking. It is also fabulously well written.

Book review: Survivor by Chuck Palahniuk

You know when you read a novel and get disappointed particularly because the blurb made it sound so damn great?!?

Book review: Dave Barry’s Money Secrets – Like, Why Is There A Giant Eyeball On The Dollar? by Dave Barry

If this was a pizza, it would be the pizza I’m going to make when I get home, using Lebanese bread as a base so you can eat a whole one (pizza) with many toppings and still feel a bit hungry. Pizza. PIZZA!

Book review: The Witness For The Prosecution And Other Stories by Agatha Christie

Far more satisfying than my last Agatha Christie experience; this collection of short stories, originally published in 1948 (obviously seven years did wonders for her), delves into the supernatural, the mysterious, the psychological, the criminal, and the downright strange.

Book review: Nul Points by Tim Moore

If this was a bottle of wine, it would be a cheap and unprepossessing 2-year-old chardonnay from God-knows-where that grows in splendour right up to the final drop.

Book review: N Or M? by Agatha Christie

Originally published in 1941, N Or M? by Agatha Christie plunges the reader into the world of middle aged irregulars, boarding houses, knitting, and the worst kind of Nazis... English ones.

Book review: A Load Of Old Ball Crunchers by Jo Brand

If this was a stand-up routine, it would be one of those “themed” ones from a festival which is, sometimes despite itself, funny, and actually stands up better than a lot of the other fluff going around.

Book review: Alice In Wonderland by Lewis Carroll

I very much doubt that when Lewis Carroll (aka the reverend Charles Lutwidge Dodgson) rowed down the Thames with the Liddle girls in 1865 and happened to make up a story about Alice to keep them occupied he could possibly have imagined the profound impact his story would still be having on the world, over one hundred years later. Still very much in print, and still being adapted for screen, Alice In Wonderland really has staying power.

Book review: From Sun Tzu To Xbox – War and Video Games by Ed Halter

If this was a videogame, it would be something like Rainbow Six: Vegas—great attention to detail, confidence in its audience, not funded by the Pentagon, but a bit too dry for my tastes (sorry to be so literal, but I know not everybody’s used to using first-person shooter metaphors in their day to day lives, hard as it is to believe).

Book review: The Sign Of Four by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

The second of Arthur Conan Doyle’s Sherlock Holmes novellas, The Sign Of Four (originally published in 1890), is less with the long-winded-Sherlock-Holmes-single-minded-genius and more with the getting-to-know-the-many-facets-of-Sherlock-Holmes, beginning with his penchant for injecting cocaine to relieve boredom and smattered with his airy ability to quote philosophers in a multitude of languages (happily ignoring the fact that in the previous story, Holmes had no interest in philosophy). The new Sherlock Holmes is certainly an improvement, though.

Mountain Man Dance Moves – The McSweeney’s Book Of Lists by The Editors of McSweeney’s

If this was the beginning of a Miyazaki movie, it would be a montage of bored office workers, each with cheeky-eyed sprites escaping their wasted minds, flitting out the windows and through the skies of the globe to gather together in space as one enormous totally sweet unicorn with a GSOH.

Book review: Are You Experienced? by William Sutcliffe

Ah, India. Land of mystery, spices, saris, exotic religions, “travellers” in their late teens looking to find themselves spiritually on their big adventure before university... and of course, the dope’s really cheap.

Book review: Moab is My Washpot by Stephen Fry

If this was an evening at home, it would be a rainy night spent sitting in your favourite chair by the fire with a thick letter from a fond friend going through difficult times. There’d also be cups of tea and chocolate biscuits.

Book review: Anne Of Green Gables by Lucy Maud Montgomery

Anne Of Green Gables may well be falling by the wayside these days, being bypassed for more current reading materials for young girls. When I was about ten, I loved everything Anne Of Green Gables, but I have no idea how I found out about her and whether or not many people are still discovering her. I do know that anyone who grew up with the Anne series will rave about her. To do this review I did go back and re-read Anne Of Green Gables, to take a more grown-up look at her. But whether it’s that I used to love her so much, or that it is just a really great book, I still really enjoyed it.

Book review: King Blood by Simon Clark

If this was a TV mini-series, it would be pitched as “Stephen-King-meets-George-Romero—in Britain!!!! And we can film the whole thing for under two million! Did I say two million? I meant one point five. We’ll hire locals and feed them fairy bread.”

Book review: A Study In Scarlet by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

A Study In Scarlet by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was originally published in 1887, and it's still around, reprinted as recently as 2004. Sherlock Holmes sure has stood the test of time, and A Study In Scarlet is one of his most well known stories - probably because it's the world's introduction to the illustrious Sherlock Holmes, and documents his meeting with Watson and their first mystery together, and also because it's a bit longer and more detailed than Doyle's later stories.

Book review: A Bit On The Side by Alan Coren

If this was a member of the pre-war idle rich, it would be Bertie Wooster.

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